EXHIBIT A — SUBMITTED AS EVIDENCE
Why This Is Non-Negotiable
The following has been entered into the record as supporting documentation for the Lifetime Subscription Agreement.
EXHIBIT A-1
Consistency
She has never made me feel like being cared for was conditional. That is rarer than it sounds.
EXHIBIT A-2
The Small Things
The fact that she pays attention. Genuinely. To the things most people let pass.
EXHIBIT A-3
Familiarity Without Boredom
I have spent more time with her than almost anyone, and I have not once wished I were somewhere else.
EXHIBIT A-4
She Does Not Know How Good She Is
This is both endearing and inadmissible as a reason to love someone less.
EXHIBIT A-5
This Feeling
Submitted without further explanation. The court will understand.
Evidence deemed sufficient. Case closed.